"Did you think I was naked?" asks Jessica Alba. Before you can say "get out of my dream life," you realize she's referring to a scene in her new comedy "Good Luck Chuck." As the object of comedian Dane Cook's desire, Alba at one point flits across a doorway wearing no shirt.
So the answer is ... "Yeah?"
"Nope," she says, smiling. "People think I am, but I was wearing tape." She points to her chest. You nod, stupidly. And think of all the pause buttons on DVD players that will one day die in vain.